July 2012
52 posts
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair: its ok
i know im popular and all but it’s really hard to answer all 0 inboxes at once.
chaystar:
What if there really are hot singles in my area wanting to fuck me and ive been ignoring them all this time
chaystar:
What if there really are hot singles in my area wanting to fuck me and ive been ignoring them all this time
chaystar:
What if there really are hot singles in my area wanting to fuck me and ive been ignoring them all this time
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i can't believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
Those couples who make out in front of you like...
sodamnrelatable:
And you’re like:
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me: why are those guys staring at me
me: is there something on my face
me: is there something on my shirt
me: they're probably laughing at how ugly i am
me: they probably find it amusing how fat i am
friend: maybe they think you're cute
me: are you retarded or something
idk why people assume youre jealous of everything you hate
i hate spiders that doesnt mean im jealous they have 8 legs and eat flies
me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
toocooltobehipster:
nintendoggystyle:
what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains
someone: That's so gay
white girl: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY. YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE. GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO A GAY BAR.
someone: That's so gay
gay person: I know right
When the loudest person in the class tells someone...
sodamnrelatable:
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noobjake:
do you ever wake up feeling like
when you find out an actor you think is cute is...
theepichumor:
that’s when you know you have a problem
China: 1.2 billion people, 50 last names.
Love can wait. Hunger can't.
thatfunnyblog:
Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?!
