April 2012
139 posts
roidescoeurs:
I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me, bro.
I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.
roidescoeurs:
I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me, bro.
I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.
philippineas:
mentally ive had sex with you countless times
tastyfucks:
do you know why we’re all single
we never forwarded those chain messages
most-awkward-moments:
Mum said that last night I was laughing in my sleep
I was dreaming people were dying
most-awkward-moments:
Mum said that last night I was laughing in my sleep
I was dreaming people were dying
When a song you haven't heard in forever comes on:
totally-relatable:
It’s like…wait this sounds familar
Then you that one verse that makes you remember the song
Then you are like
(via Totally-Relatable: The funniest relatable posts.)
Simba was walking too slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
Being the first to clap in an audience
i-like-pigeons:
You are all my bitches.
me: i really can't stay
tumblr: but baby it's social outside
"Haters" In School.
yourmomsfaggot:
Finding out people don’t like you in Elementary .
Finding out people don’t like you in Middle School .
Finding out people are hating on you in High School .
