bonehatter: espeonchan: it’s been 2013 for almost half a year what the FUCK
lolzpicx: The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart
thediagonallie: when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would...
nerdfithers: oneboredjeu: nerdfithers: nerdfithers: i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once needless to say i was shocked get out this is my post you get out
schticky-friend: shitilivefor: katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit i think i just found my senior quote
thatpunnyguy: egberts: i accidentally swalled food colouring, the doctors say im okay but i feel like i dyed inside you really know how to paint a colorful story
ramonaofgallifrey: I don’t think I could ever properly and coherently express my love for Tony Stark.
we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”
kanyes: I’ve been laughing at this for 8465312 years
earthnation: first i have my mom sign a permission slip then i fuck yo bitch
omg-blubber-nuggets: textpoops: she wants the D her teachers are concerned why doesn’t she want the A
deanspelvis: deanspelvis: deanspelvis: omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me and yelled YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face UPDATE: he came back in and said “annie you okay?”
circumcising: i heard that every time u rev your motorcycle at 6 in the morning u lose an inch of your penis
muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
sloth-grunge: my mum just apologised to the fridge because she left it open for too long and it beeped