May 2013
273 posts
bonehatter:
espeonchan:
it’s been 2013 for almost half a year what the FUCK
lolzpicx:
The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart
thediagonallie:
when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would...
nerdfithers:
oneboredjeu:
nerdfithers:
nerdfithers:
i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once
needless to say i was shocked
get out
this is my post you get out
schticky-friend:
shitilivefor:
katara:
i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time
if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
i think i just found my senior quote
thatpunnyguy:
egberts:
i accidentally swalled food colouring, the doctors say im okay but i feel like i dyed inside
you really know how to paint a colorful story
ramonaofgallifrey:
I don’t think I could ever properly and coherently express my love for Tony Stark.
we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”
kanyes:
I’ve been laughing at this for 8465312 years
earthnation:
first i have my mom sign a permission slip then i fuck yo bitch
omg-blubber-nuggets:
textpoops:
she wants the D
her teachers are concerned
why doesn’t she want the A
deanspelvis:
deanspelvis:
deanspelvis:
omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me
and yelled
YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL
no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face
UPDATE:
he came back in and said “annie you okay?”
circumcising:
i heard that every time u rev your motorcycle at 6 in the morning u lose an inch of your penis
muggleland:
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
sloth-grunge:
my mum just apologised to the fridge because she left it open for too long and it beeped
